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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Release Date: 2011-09-19Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
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Episode 2 - People Who Love Peepholes
Release Date: 2011-09-26Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
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Episode 3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Release Date: 2011-10-03Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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Episode 4 - Nine Magic Fingers
Release Date: 2011-10-10Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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Episode 5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Release Date: 2011-10-17Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
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Episode 6 - The Squat and the Hover
Release Date: 2011-10-24Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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Episode 7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Release Date: 2011-10-31Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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Episode 8 - Thank You for the Intercourse
Release Date: 2011-11-07When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
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Episode 9 - Frodo's Headshots
Release Date: 2011-11-14Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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Episode 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Release Date: 2011-11-21Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
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Episode 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
Release Date: 2011-12-05Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
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Episode 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Release Date: 2011-12-12Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
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Episode 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Release Date: 2012-01-02Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
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Episode 14 - A Possum on Chemo
Release Date: 2012-01-16Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
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Episode 15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Release Date: 2012-02-06Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
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Episode 16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Release Date: 2012-02-13Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
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Episode 17 - Not in My Mouth!
Release Date: 2012-02-20Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
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Episode 18 - The War Against Gingivitis
Release Date: 2012-02-27Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
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Episode 19 - Palmdale, Ech
Release Date: 2012-03-19Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
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Episode 20 - Grandma's Pie
Release Date: 2012-04-09Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
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Episode 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Release Date: 2012-04-16Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
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Episode 22 - Why We Gave Up Women
Release Date: 2012-04-30Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
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Episode 23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
Release Date: 2012-05-07Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
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Episode 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Release Date: 2012-05-14Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.