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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Release Date: 2010-09-20When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
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Episode 2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Release Date: 2010-09-27Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
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Episode 3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Release Date: 2010-10-04After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
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Episode 4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Release Date: 2010-10-11Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
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Episode 5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Release Date: 2010-10-18Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
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Episode 6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Release Date: 2010-10-25Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
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Episode 7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Release Date: 2010-11-01Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
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Episode 8 - Springtime on a Stick
Release Date: 2010-11-08Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
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Episode 9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
Release Date: 2010-11-15When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
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Episode 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Release Date: 2010-11-22When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
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Episode 11 - Dead from the Waist Down
Release Date: 2010-12-06Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
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Episode 12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Release Date: 2010-12-13Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
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Episode 13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Release Date: 2011-01-03Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
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Episode 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Release Date: 2011-01-17Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
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Episode 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Release Date: 2011-02-07While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
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Episode 16 - That Darn Priest
Release Date: 2011-02-14Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.