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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1 - Nangnangnangnang
Release Date: 2013-09-26Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
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Episode 2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Release Date: 2013-10-03Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
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Episode 3 - This Unblessed Biscuit
Release Date: 2013-10-10Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
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Episode 4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Release Date: 2013-10-17Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
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Episode 5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Release Date: 2013-10-24Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
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Episode 6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Release Date: 2013-11-07When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
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Episode 7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Release Date: 2013-11-14Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
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Episode 8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Release Date: 2013-11-21Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
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Episode 9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Release Date: 2013-12-05Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
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Episode 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
Release Date: 2013-12-12Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
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Episode 11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts
Release Date: 2014-01-02Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
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Episode 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Release Date: 2014-01-09Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
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Episode 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
Release Date: 2014-01-30Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
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Episode 14 - Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Release Date: 2014-02-06Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
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Episode 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Release Date: 2014-02-27Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
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Episode 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Release Date: 2014-03-06Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
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Episode 17 - Welcome Home, Jake
Release Date: 2014-03-13Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
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Episode 18 - West Side Story
Release Date: 2014-04-03Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
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Episode 19 - Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Release Date: 2014-04-10After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
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Episode 20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Release Date: 2014-04-24Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
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Episode 21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Release Date: 2014-05-01Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
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Episode 22 - Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Release Date: 2014-05-08Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.