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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1 - 818-jklpuzo
Release Date: 2009-09-21Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
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Episode 2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Release Date: 2009-09-28When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
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Episode 3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Release Date: 2009-10-05Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
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Episode 4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Release Date: 2009-10-12Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
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Episode 5 - For the Sake of the Child
Release Date: 2009-10-19Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
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Episode 6 - Give Me Your Thumb
Release Date: 2009-11-02Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
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Episode 7 - Untainted by Filth
Release Date: 2009-11-09Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
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Episode 8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Release Date: 2009-11-16While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
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Episode 9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Release Date: 2009-11-23While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
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Episode 10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Release Date: 2009-12-07Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
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Episode 11 - Warning, It's Dirty
Release Date: 2009-12-14Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
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Episode 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Release Date: 2010-01-11Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
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Episode 13 - Yay, No Polyps!
Release Date: 2010-01-18Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
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Episode 14 - Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Release Date: 2010-02-01Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
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Episode 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Release Date: 2010-02-08Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
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Episode 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
Release Date: 2010-03-01Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
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Episode 17 - I Found Your Moustache
Release Date: 2010-03-08Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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Episode 18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Release Date: 2010-03-22Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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Episode 19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Release Date: 2010-04-12Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
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Episode 20 - I Called Him Magoo
Release Date: 2010-05-10Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
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Episode 21 - Gumby with a Pokey
Release Date: 2010-05-17Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
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Episode 22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
Release Date: 2010-05-24Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.