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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Episode 1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Release Date: 2012-09-27Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
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Episode 2 - A Big Bag of Dog
Release Date: 2012-10-04Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
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Episode 3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Release Date: 2012-10-11Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
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Episode 4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
Release Date: 2012-10-18Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
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Episode 5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Release Date: 2012-10-25Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
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Episode 6 - Ferrets, Attack!
Release Date: 2012-11-01Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
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Episode 7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Release Date: 2012-11-08When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
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Episode 8 - Something My Gynecologist Said
Release Date: 2012-11-15Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
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Episode 9 - I Scream When I Pee
Release Date: 2012-11-29Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
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Episode 10 - One Nut Johnson
Release Date: 2012-12-06Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
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Episode 11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Release Date: 2012-12-13Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
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Episode 12 - Welcome to Alancrest
Release Date: 2013-01-03Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
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Episode 13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Release Date: 2013-01-10Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
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Episode 14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!
Release Date: 2013-01-31Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
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Episode 15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Release Date: 2013-02-07When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
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Episode 16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
Release Date: 2013-02-14Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
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Episode 17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Release Date: 2013-02-21When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
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Episode 18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton
Release Date: 2013-03-07After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
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Episode 19 - Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
Release Date: 2013-03-14Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
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Episode 20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Release Date: 2013-04-04Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
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Episode 21 - Another Night With Neil Diamond
Release Date: 2013-04-25Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
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Episode 22 - My Bodacious Vidalia
Release Date: 2013-05-02With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
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Episode 23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Release Date: 2013-05-09Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.