Watch Seinfeld (1989) Online!
A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.
-
Episode 1 - The Butter Shave
Release Date: 1997-09-25Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.
-
Episode 2 - The Voice
Release Date: 1997-10-02Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.
-
Episode 3 - The Serenity Now
Release Date: 1997-10-09George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.
-
Episode 4 - The Blood
Release Date: 1997-10-16Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.
-
Episode 5 - The Junk Mail
Release Date: 1997-10-30Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.
-
Episode 6 - The Merv Griffin Show
Release Date: 1997-11-06Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.
-
Episode 7 - The Slicer
Release Date: 1997-11-13George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.
-
Episode 8 - The Betrayal
Release Date: 1997-11-20Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
-
Episode 9 - The Apology
Release Date: 1997-12-11Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.
-
Episode 10 - The Strike
Release Date: 1997-12-18Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.
-
Episode 11 - The Dealership
Release Date: 1998-01-08At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
-
Episode 12 - The Reverse Peephole
Release Date: 1998-01-15Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.
-
Episode 13 - The Cartoon
Release Date: 1998-01-29An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.
-
Episode 14 - The Strong Box
Release Date: 1998-02-05Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
-
Episode 15 - The Wizard
Release Date: 1998-02-26Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.
-
Episode 16 - The Burning
Release Date: 1998-03-19Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.
-
Episode 17 - The Bookstore
Release Date: 1998-04-09A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.
-
Episode 18 - The Frogger
Release Date: 1998-04-23George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.
-
Episode 19 - The Maid
Release Date: 1998-04-30Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
-
Episode 20 - The Puerto Rican Day
Release Date: 1998-05-07Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.
-
Episode 21 - The Chronicle (1)
Release Date: 1998-05-14Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons.
-
Episode 22 - The Chronicle (2)
Release Date: 1998-05-14A two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons concludes.
-
Episode 23 - The Finale (1)
Release Date: 1998-05-14The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
-
Episode 24 - The Finale (2)
Release Date: 1998-05-14Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."