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A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.
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Episode 1 - The Chaperone
Release Date: 1994-09-22Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.
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Episode 2 - The Big Salad
Release Date: 1994-09-29Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.
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Episode 3 - The Pledge Drive
Release Date: 1994-10-06Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.
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Episode 4 - The Chinese Woman
Release Date: 1994-10-13Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.
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Episode 5 - The Couch
Release Date: 1994-10-27Freedom-of-choice issues disrupt Elaine's new relationship and Kramer's business; George watches a video instead of reading his book-club book.
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Episode 6 - The Gymnast
Release Date: 1994-11-03His girl's mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.
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Episode 7 - The Soup
Release Date: 1994-11-10Jerry pays dearly for a "free" suit from a comic; Elaine has a beau who's no gentleman; George's way with words ends his relationship with a waitress.
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Episode 8 - The Mom & Pop Store
Release Date: 1994-11-17George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Episode 9 - The Secretary
Release Date: 1994-12-08Clothing problems are a hang-up; George hires a secretary.
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Episode 10 - The Race
Release Date: 1994-12-15Jerry dates a woman whose boss has a grudge against him; Elaine dates a Communist whose ideology spreads to George and Kramer.
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Episode 11 - The Switch
Release Date: 1995-01-05George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket.
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Episode 12 - The Label Maker
Release Date: 1995-01-19George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.
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Episode 13 - The Scofflaw
Release Date: 1995-01-26George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.
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Episode 14 - The Highlights of 100 (1)
Release Date: 1995-02-02The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' ambitions and outside relationships; and George explaining the "show about nothing."
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Episode 15 - The Highlights of 100 (2)
Release Date: 1995-02-02The conclusion of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' concern about their self-images. Also: the evolution of "the contest"; how "marine biologist" George saved a beached whale.
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Episode 16 - The Beard
Release Date: 1995-02-09A toupee qualifies George to date Kramer's friend; Elaine tries to change a gay man; Jerry owns up to watching "Melrose Place."
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Episode 17 - The Kiss Hello
Release Date: 1995-02-16A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.
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Episode 18 - The Doorman
Release Date: 1995-02-23Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor.
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Episode 19 - The Jimmy
Release Date: 1995-03-16A gym member teams with George in business and makes a date with Elaine to see Mel Torme; Jerry suspects his dentist of hanky-panky.
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Episode 20 - The Doodle
Release Date: 1995-04-06Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds.
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Episode 21 - The Fusilli Jerry
Release Date: 1995-04-27Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.
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Episode 22 - The Diplomat's Club
Release Date: 1995-05-04A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.
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Episode 23 - The Face Painter
Release Date: 1995-05-11Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.
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Episode 24 - The Understudy
Release Date: 1995-05-18Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulted in Korean.