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The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
Van der Dyck
Fat Reg
Dinner Lady
P.C. Drake
Old Man in flats
Jan
Brother Ryan
D.I. Tyler
Charlie Hungerford
Maisie
D.C. Dominic Boyle
Mary
Dave Briggs
Superintendent Cottam
Bob Louis
Josef Esterhazy
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
Billy
Young girl 2
Sergeant Williams
Viking
Greek Gangster
Polish Joe
Lomax
Barmaid
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
Camilla
Armed Officer
Grey Wolf
Tom Reid
Derek
Brian Kent
Sultan of Benaris
Groom's Father
Uniformed Constable
First Policeman
Superintendent Simmons
Harry Laws
Old Lady
Irene Mazola
Head Teacher
Ronnie Goodall
W.P.C.
Derek Alsopp
Tony
First Old Lady
Jerry Palmer
Danny Kane
Mr. Sharpe
Fatha
Kelvin
Terry
Emily Ford
William the Conqueror
Norman Lute Player
1st Schoolgirl
Granny-o-gram
Dr Monk
Ronnie Richardson
Clown
Flash Gordon
Bride
Professor Rose
Customs Officer
Lorry Driver
Himself
Barman
Vet
Spanner
Young Stablehand
Bank Robber
Peter Burlington
Skunk
Seargent
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
Paramedic
Detective Simpson
Second Old Lady
Doctor
Maquess of Tipperary
Blonde Woman
Charlie
Mr. Hawthorne
Hotspur
McKenna
Sutton Frobisher
Janitor
Bumpkin
Production Assistant
Helen
Kenny
Masseur
Football Commentator (voice)
Pike
Farmer
Cashier
Tall Murderer
Jennie Richardson
Doctor
Cabbie
Master Of Ceremonies
The Butler
McKenna Employee 1
Old Lady
Second Policeman
Bryant
Newsround Presenter
Dave Briggs
Roberts
Skipping Boxer
Mr Smith
McKenna Employee 2
