Watch Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures (2011) Online!
The animated shenanigans of the Rooster Teeth staff. Audio taken from the Rooster Teeth Podcast.
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Episode 1 - San Diego
Release Date: 2011-09-28Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.
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Episode 2 - Statue
Release Date: 2011-09-30Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.
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Episode 3 - Lightning
Release Date: 2011-09-30Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.
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Episode 4 - Headlight Fluid
Release Date: 2011-09-30Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.
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Episode 5 - Expert Parent
Release Date: 2011-09-30Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.
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Episode 6 - Omnibus #1
Release Date: 2011-09-30Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.
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Episode 7 - Omnibus #2
Release Date: 2011-09-30Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.
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Episode 8 - New Orleans (1)
Release Date: 2011-09-30The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.
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Episode 9 - New Orleans (2)
Release Date: 2011-09-30The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.
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Episode 10 - Omnibus #3
Release Date: 2011-09-30Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.
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Episode 11 - Double Derps
Release Date: 2011-09-30A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.
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Episode 12 - Shakedowns & Breakdowns
Release Date: 2011-09-30Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.
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Episode 13 - Party of the Dead
Release Date: 2011-10-05Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.
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Episode 14 - Joel Hates Snakes
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Episode 15 - Gus Anesthesia
Release Date: 2011-10-19Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.
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Episode 16 - Kara's Exciting Day
Release Date: 2011-10-26Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.
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Episode 17 - Fun With Earthquakes
Release Date: 2011-11-02Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.
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Episode 18 - Gus vs Machete Man
Release Date: 2011-11-09Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding maniac in El Paso.
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Episode 19 - Burnie Fights Animals
Release Date: 2011-11-16Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.
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Episode 20 - Shamu Plane and Naked Joel
Release Date: 2011-11-23Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.
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Episode 21 - Burnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter
Release Date: 2011-11-30Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy situation results.
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Episode 22 - Burnie Burns Horse Puncher
Release Date: 2011-12-06Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.
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Episode 23 - Brandon and the Electric Fence
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Episode 24 - Cookies & Hobos
Release Date: 2011-12-21Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.
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Episode 25 - Michael Meets a Drug Dealer
Release Date: 2011-12-28Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was difficult to refuse...
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Episode 26 - Award for Drink Ordering
Release Date: 2012-01-04Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.
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Episode 27 - Robot Future Toys
Release Date: 2012-01-11Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.
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Episode 28 - Dishwashers and Bad Fliers
Release Date: 2012-01-17Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.
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Episode 29 - Joel Meets a Panther
Release Date: 2012-01-25Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work.
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Episode 30 - Left 4 Trek
Release Date: 2012-02-01Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.
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Episode 31 - Disease Movie Theatre
Release Date: 2012-02-08Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.
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Episode 32 - Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs
Release Date: 2012-02-15Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.
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Episode 33 - Joel Goes Skydiving
Release Date: 2012-02-22Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.
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Episode 34 - The Five Signs of Death
Release Date: 2012-02-29Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.
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Episode 35 - An Internet Conversation
Release Date: 2012-03-07Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.
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Episode 36 - Joel vs Technology
Release Date: 2012-03-14Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.
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Episode 37 - Health Kick to the Balls
Release Date: 2012-03-21Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...
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Episode 38 - Impressions & Fishing
Release Date: 2012-03-28Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.
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Episode 39 - Google Mind Tricks
Release Date: 2012-04-04Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.
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Episode 40 - RTX-travaganza
Release Date: 2012-04-11Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.
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Episode 41 - Mass Defect
Release Date: 2012-04-18Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.
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Episode 42 - The Dolphin Experiment
Release Date: 2012-04-25Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.
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Episode 43 - Resident A.I.
Release Date: 2012-05-02Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.
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Episode 44 - Brandon & Chris Move Furniture
Release Date: 2012-05-09Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.
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Episode 45 - Dance Floor Fight
Release Date: 2012-05-16Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar.
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Episode 46 - Signs & Shotguns
Release Date: 2012-05-23Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie.
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Episode 47 - Chris Stories
Release Date: 2012-05-30Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.
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Episode 48 - Drunk Burnie
Release Date: 2012-06-06A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.
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Episode 49 - Ice Cream Comic Con
Release Date: 2012-06-13A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.
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Episode 50 - Attack of the Burnies
Release Date: 2012-06-20The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.
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Episode 51 - That's Sway-cist
Release Date: 2012-06-27A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.
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Episode 52 - Burnie and the Cup
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Episode 53 - Anarchist Cooking with Burnie
Release Date: 2012-07-11A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.
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Episode 54 - Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"
Release Date: 2012-07-18Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.
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Episode 55 - Co-Pilot Calamity
Release Date: 2012-07-25Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.
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Episode 56 - My Blue Eyes!
Release Date: 2012-08-01A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....
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Episode 57 - Lost Phone Karma
Release Date: 2012-08-08What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.
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Episode 58 - Gus' Bathroom Encounter
Release Date: 2012-08-15Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.
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Episode 59 - Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans
Release Date: 2012-08-22Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
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Episode 60 - Bad Luck Burnie
Release Date: 2012-08-29Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.
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Episode 61 - OmniGus
Release Date: 2012-09-05Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.
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Episode 62 - Gavin's Dong Gong
Release Date: 2012-09-12Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.
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Episode 63 - Drunk in the City
Release Date: 2012-09-19The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.
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Episode 64 - Michael Gets Locked Out
Release Date: 2012-09-26Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment.
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Episode 65 - Burnie Tales
Release Date: 2012-10-03A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.
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Episode 66 - Gavin's Has Brain Problems
Release Date: 2012-10-10Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.
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Episode 67 - When Kites Attack
Release Date: 2012-10-17A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.
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Episode 68 - Bets & Flirts
Release Date: 2012-10-24Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office.
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Episode 69 - Burnie's Sleeper Power
Release Date: 2012-10-31Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.
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Episode 70 - More NYCC Stories
Release Date: 2012-11-07A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con.
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Episode 71 - Raw Meat Lumps
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Episode 72 - Doctor Free Pants Gavin
Release Date: 2012-11-21How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.
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Episode 73 - Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas
Release Date: 2012-11-28A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.
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Episode 74 - Grapes, Calls & Storage
Release Date: 2012-12-05Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.
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Episode 75 - Ray's Photo Bomb
Release Date: 2012-12-12Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.
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Episode 76 - Burnie's Drunk Touchdown
Release Date: 2012-12-19Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.
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Episode 77 - Miles' Strip Club Predicament
Release Date: 2012-12-26Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.
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Episode 78 - Nice Carrot Sweat
Release Date: 2013-01-02Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
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Episode 79 - Miles' Daring Party Escape
Release Date: 2013-01-09Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
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Episode 80 - For Whom the Bell Trolls
Release Date: 2013-01-16Marshall's secret doorbell.
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Episode 81 - Geoff's Vespa Crash
Release Date: 2013-01-23The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
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Episode 82 - Donuts for Cake
Release Date: 2013-01-30Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
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Episode 83 - Plane Stories
Release Date: 2013-02-06RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.
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Episode 84 - Gus on Mars
Release Date: 2013-02-13Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
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Episode 85 - Headphones & Peeing
Release Date: 2013-02-20RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
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Episode 86 - Homeless Depot
Release Date: 2013-02-27In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
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Episode 87 - Gus' Rooftop Rat
Release Date: 2013-03-06RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
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Episode 88 - Big Noses & Little Sisters
Release Date: 2013-03-13RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
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Episode 89 - Gus Hates Interns
Release Date: 2013-03-20In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
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Episode 90 - Lucid Bear Dreams
Release Date: 2013-03-27We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter.
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Episode 91 - Dan vs. Food
Release Date: 2013-04-03RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates.
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Episode 92 - More Plane Stories
Release Date: 2013-04-10RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity.
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Episode 93 - Drunk Burnie Returns
Release Date: 2013-04-17Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.
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Episode 94 - Lost Not Found
Release Date: 2013-04-24RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.
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Episode 95 - Stinky Fools
Release Date: 2013-05-01RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.
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Episode 96 - Brandon Explains Magnets
Release Date: 2013-05-08In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.
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Episode 97 - Mean Squirrels & Blind People
Release Date: 2013-05-15In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.
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Episode 98 - Barbara Pun-kelman
Release Date: 2013-05-22RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
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Episode 99 - Famous Asteroid
Release Date: 2013-05-29In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
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Episode 100 - The Podcast King
Release Date: 2013-06-05In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
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Episode 101 - Gav's Creeper Parents
Release Date: 2013-06-12Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.
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Episode 102 - Gus' Squirrelly Situation
Release Date: 2013-06-19The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.
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Episode 103 - More Burnie Tales
Release Date: 2013-06-26RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin.
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Episode 104 - Geoff vs. Porch
Release Date: 2013-07-03Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.
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Episode 105 - El Pizza Bandido
Release Date: 2013-07-10RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.
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Episode 106 - Drunk Detective Miles
Release Date: 2013-07-24RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.
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Episode 107 - The Original LOLcats
Release Date: 2013-07-31Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.
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Episode 108 - Gavin's Secret Admirer
Release Date: 2013-08-07Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.
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Episode 109 - Burnie Fights the Sun
Release Date: 2013-08-14Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.
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Episode 110 - New Phone, Bad Store
Release Date: 2013-08-21RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.
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Episode 111 - Kyle Becomes Wolverine
Release Date: 2013-08-28Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.
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Episode 112 - Body Switching & Buckets
Release Date: 2013-09-04Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.
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Episode 113 - Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr.
Release Date: 2013-09-11Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.