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The misadventures of hapless cafe owner René Artois and his escapades with the Resistance in occupied France.
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Episode 1 - Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
Release Date: 1988-09-03René is forced to masquerade as the head of the Gestapo, Heinrich Himmler himself, in an attempt to rescue Frau Von Kinkenrotten from prison. Of course, this is actually Herr Flick, still in his earlier disguise.
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Episode 2 - The Camera in the Potato
Release Date: 1988-09-10Armed with a camera disguised as a potato, René has to get into the chateau so he can photograph plans for the German invasion of Britain.
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Episode 3 - Dinner with the General
Release Date: 1988-09-17Leclerc and René plan to blow the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith's job is to drop a smoke canister down his chimney, but will she get the right one?
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Episode 4 - The Dreaded Circular Saw
Release Date: 1988-09-24Having blown the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom, René and Leclerc are surprised by its contents. The Communist Resistance lies in wait for their escape, and holds them hostage in a sawmill.
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Episode 5 - Otherwise Engaged
Release Date: 1988-10-01Denise, the head of the Communist Resistance, who was René's sweetheart in his childhood in Nancy, and who's now determined to marry René. Meanwhile, Edith and the servant girls have to explain to the Lieutenant why his little tank has crashed into the public toilet, and ends up getting Gruber's compassion. René has a difficult time telling Edith that he will marry Denise, since Monsieur Alphonse has asked for Edith's hand, and Yvette has it in her heart to tell Edith that René will marry her instead.
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Episode 6 - A Marriage of Inconvenience
Release Date: 1988-10-08René's friends rally round to try and save him from his impending marriage to the formidable leader of the Communist Resistance.
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Episode 7 - No Hiding Place
Release Date: 1988-10-15René disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque.
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Episode 8 - The Arrival of the Homing Duck
Release Date: 1988-10-22René and the Resistance find another novel way to return the British airmen to England.
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Episode 9 - Watch the Birdie
Release Date: 1988-10-29René and his staff prepare the long-distance duck for its vital flight to England.
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Episode 10 - René - Under an Assumed Nose
Release Date: 1988-11-05Monsieur Leclerc comes to the rescue when orders are given for René to be arrested. René tries to escape using a unique disguise.
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Episode 11 - The Confusion of the Generals
Release Date: 1988-11-12René is in even more trouble as the generals gather round at the chateau.
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Episode 12 - Who's for the Vatican?
Release Date: 1988-11-19A medal for bravery, a suicide pill and a hide-out in the Vatican introduce an old habit to René.
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Episode 13 - Ribbing the Bonk
Release Date: 1988-11-26René and the Resistance need to find a huge amount of money quickly to save Mimi from the Communists.
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Episode 14 - The Reluctant Millionaires
Release Date: 1988-12-03When it is revealed that the one million francs stolen from the bank belong to Herr Flick of the Gestapo, the best place to hide them seems to be down René's trousers.
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Episode 15 - A Duck for Launch
Release Date: 1988-12-10René has got rid of the Gestapo's money, next is the secret microfilm, but he is hampered by the Resistance girls in the cupboard.
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Episode 16 - The Exploding Bedpan
Release Date: 1988-12-17While under interrogation, Alfonse's dicky ticker starts playing up, and he is whisked to hospital. He must be either rescued or eliminated before he can spill the beans about the stolen Gestapo money.
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Episode 17 - Going Like a Bomb
Release Date: 1988-12-24Michelle and Crabtree hatch another plot to get the British airmen back to Blighty. Captain Bertorelli has stolen Gestapo money planted on him.
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Episode 18 - Money to Burn
Release Date: 1988-12-31Edith is in a romantic mood, and René is playing the piano.
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Episode 19 - Pudding Can Go Off
Release Date: 1989-01-07Faced with the problem of hiding 1,000 kilos of stolen high explosive, Michelle of the Resistance decides on a simple but daring course of action. It will be hidden in 500 Christmas puddings.
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Episode 20 - Land Mines for London
Release Date: 1989-01-14Not only does René nearly get blown up by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into another Resistance plan to smuggle out the British airmen.
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Episode 21 - Flight to Geneva
Release Date: 1989-01-21René tries to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette on the night train.
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Episode 22 - Train of Events
Release Date: 1989-01-28René attempts to sneak off to Switzerland with Yvette and four gold bars, but discovers the Resistance are intending to blow up their train.
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Episode 23 - An Enigma Variation
Release Date: 1989-02-04Chaos engulfs René as he attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile, the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma encoder.
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Episode 24 - Wedding Bloss
Release Date: 1989-02-11René asks Edith to marry him after hearing Monsieur Alphonse's intentions of asking for her hand in marriage. Meanwhile, General Von Klinkerhoffen suspects Colonel Von Strohm of stealing his gold, while Herr Flick suspects René.
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Episode 25 - Down the Drain
Release Date: 1989-02-18René is still hiding the four bars of gold he has stolen and decides it is time he left his dangerous life in Nouvion.
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Episode 26 - All in Disgeese
Release Date: 1989-02-25René is still harbouring the German Enigma machine as well as the four bars of gold he has stolen, two British airmen and the painting of the Cracked Vase with the Big Daisies by Van Gogh. So the café is now full and getting more crowded by the minute.