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The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.

Writing:
  • Mike Whitehill
  • Steve Knight
  • Jasper Carrott

Stars:
Release Date: 1993-01-27
Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5
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  • Country: GB
  • Language: English
  • Runtime: 25
Herbert Lom
Herbert Lom
Van der Dyck
Stephen Marcus
Stephen Marcu...
Fat Reg
Angela Curran
Angela Curran
Dinner Lady
Pat Roach
Pat Roach
P.C. Drake
Arthur Whybrow
Arthur Whybro...
Old Man in flats
Nick Brimble
Nick Brimble
Jan
Don Henderson
Don Henderson
Brother Ryan
Eamonn Walker
Eamonn Walker
D.I. Tyler
Terence Alexander
Terence Alexa...
Charlie Hungerford
Jocelyne Loewen
Jocelyne Loew...
Maisie
Adam Godley
Adam Godley
D.C. Dominic Boyle
Diane Keen
Diane Keen
Mary
Robert Powell
Robert Powell
Dave Briggs
George Sewell
George Sewell
Superintendent Cottam
Jasper Carrott
Jasper Carrot...
Bob Louis
Kevork Malikyan
Kevork Maliky...
Josef Esterhazy
Julie T. Wallace
Julie T. Wall...
W.P.C Sandy Taylor
John Bardon
John Bardon
Billy
Jennifer Gibson
Jennifer Gibs...
Young girl 2
Don Gallagher
Don Gallagher
Sergeant Williams
Harold Innocent
Harold Innoce...
Viking
Andy Lucas
Andy Lucas
Greek Gangster
Leon Herbert
Leon Herbert
Polish Joe
Christopher Ellison
Christopher E...
Lomax
Linda Regan
Linda Regan
Barmaid
Tony Selby
Tony Selby
Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson
Cathy Sara
Cathy Sara
Camilla
Andy Parsons
Andy Parsons
Armed Officer
Anthony Valentine
Anthony Valen...
Grey Wolf
Rory McGrath
Rory McGrath
Tom Reid
Peter Jeffrey
Peter Jeffrey
Derek
John Quentin
John Quentin
Brian Kent
Raad Rawi
Raad Rawi
Sultan of Benaris
Derek Martin
Derek Martin
Groom's Father
Gary Beadle
Gary Beadle
Uniformed Constable
Dean Harris
Dean Harris
First Policeman
Ann Mitchell
Ann Mitchell
Superintendent Simmons
Brian Croucher
Brian Crouche...
Harry Laws
Anna Wing
Anna Wing
Old Lady
Georgina Hale
Georgina Hale
Irene Mazola
Sarah Crowden
Sarah Crowden
Head Teacher
Tim Healy
Tim Healy
Ronnie Goodall
Allison Dean
Allison Dean
W.P.C.
Derek Fowlds
Derek Fowlds
Derek Alsopp
Tony Pritchard
Tony Pritchar...
Tony
Hilary Mason
Hilary Mason
First Old Lady
Jerry Hall
Jerry Hall
Jerry Palmer
Leslie Grantham
Leslie Granth...
Danny Kane
Gareth Hunt
Gareth Hunt
Mr. Sharpe
Bryan Pringle
Bryan Pringle
Fatha
Philip Whitchurch
Philip Whitch...
Kelvin
Sion Tudor Owen
Sion Tudor Ow...
Terry
Amanda Mealing
Amanda Mealin...
Emily Ford
Paul Chapman
Paul Chapman
William the Conqueror
Matthew Ashforde
Matthew Ashfo...
Norman Lute Player
Jessica Fox
Jessica Fox
1st Schoolgirl
Pamela Cundell
Pamela Cundel...
Granny-o-gram
Rhashan Stone
Rhashan Stone
Dr Monk
Mike Reid
Mike Reid
Ronnie Richardson
Paul Bigley
Paul Bigley
Clown
David Barber
David Barber
Big Saxon / Barman
Cal McCrystal
Cal McCrystal
Flash Gordon
Jacey Sallés
Jacey Sallés
Bride
Bill Oddie
Bill Oddie
Professor Rose
James Ellis
James Ellis
Customs Officer
Glyn Grimstead
Glyn Grimstea...
Lorry Driver
Noel Edmonds
Noel Edmonds
Himself
Roger Walker
Roger Walker
Barman
Rebecca Root
Rebecca Root
Vet
Russell Hunter
Russell Hunte...
Spanner
Lee Whitlock
Lee Whitlock
Young Stablehand
Eddie Webber
Eddie Webber
Bank Robber
Daniel Flynn
Daniel Flynn
Peter Burlington
Rupert Holliday-Evans
Rupert Hollid...
Skunk
Alan David
Alan David
Seargent
Roy Smiles
Roy Smiles
P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton
Angus Kennedy
Angus Kennedy
Paramedic
Barry Cryer
Barry Cryer
Detective Simpson
Barbara Keogh
Barbara Keogh
Second Old Lady
Jeremy Sinden
Jeremy Sinden
Doctor
Michael Troughton
Michael Troug...
Maquess of Tipperary
Tricia George
Tricia George
Blonde Woman
Larry Dann
Larry Dann
Hawkeye
Tim Stern
Tim Stern
Charlie
Stephen Churchett
Stephen Churc...
Mr. Hawthorne
David Hatton
David Hatton
Hotspur
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jimmy Tarbuck
McKenna
Geoffrey Chater
Geoffrey Chat...
Sutton Frobisher
Richard Syms
Richard Syms
Janitor
George Malpas
George Malpas
Bumpkin
Caroline O'Neill
Caroline O'Ne...
Production Assistant
Francesca Longrigg
Francesca Lon...
Helen
Chris Beaumont
Chris Beaumon...
Kenny
Nicholas Colicos
Nicholas Coli...
Masseur
John Motson
John Motson
Football Commentator (voice)
Mark Steel
Mark Steel
Pike
Ken Kitson
Ken Kitson
Farmer
Sakuntala Ramanee
Sakuntala Ram...
Cashier
Shend
Shend
Tall Murderer
Fiona Gillies
Fiona Gillies
Jennie Richardson
Michael Simkins
Michael Simki...
Doctor
Doug Fisher
Doug Fisher
Cabbie
Walter van Dyk
Walter van Dy...
Master Of Ceremonies
Noel Coleman
Noel Coleman
The Butler
Nosher Powell
Nosher Powell
McKenna Employee 1
Eileen Way
Eileen Way
Old Lady
Kemal Sylvester
Kemal Sylvest...
Second Policeman
Andrew Lancel
Andrew Lancel
Bryant
Julie Etchingham
Julie Etching...
Newsround Presenter
Роберт Пауел
Роберт Пауел
Dave Briggs
Malcolm McFee
Malcolm McFee
Roberts
Gary Delaney
Gary Delaney
Skipping Boxer
Rupert Bates
Rupert Bates
Mr Smith
Marcus Eyre
Marcus Eyre
McKenna Employee 2
John Warnaby
John Warnaby
Vet
David Vine
David Vine
Skating Commentator
Nick Maloney
Nick Maloney
Psychiatrist
Henry Naylor
Henry Naylor
Police Driver
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