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How Clean Is Your House? is a British entertainment/lifestyle television programme in which expert cleaners Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit filthy homes and then clean them. The thirty-minute show is produced by Talkback Thames, the UK production arm of FremantleMedia, and airs on Channel 4 and many of its subsidiary channels. It was first broadcast in 2003 and was an immediate ratings success.
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Episode 1 - Bob Harnett-Williams
Release Date: 2005-07-20Tip worker Bob Harnett Williams has a nasty habit of taking his work home with him. Queens of Clean Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie are used to dirt and smells, but nothing could have prepared them for the pong caused by over four tonnes of rubbish that they find in Bob's house.
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Episode 2 - Tiggi and Lee Brooks
Release Date: 2005-07-27Tiggi and Lee Brooks share their house in Clacton-on-Sea with their two children and an array of animals including a lobster, a puffer fish and a tarantula. The walls are covered in soot and dust and the entire house is carpeted with dirty laundry. Kim and Aggie have their work cut out as they attempt to bring these Essex filth offenders and their various exotic pets to task.
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Episode 3 - Gray Family
Release Date: 2005-08-03Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit a full-to-bursting three-bedroom house in Epsom, Surrey, where three generations of the Gray family live in untidy conditions surrounded by a menagerie of animals. To make their task more difficult, mum Penny and dad Carl are environmentalists, so the cleaning duo must dispense with commercial cleaning products and make do with home-grown remedies and natural cures.
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Episode 4 - Fred and Garry
Release Date: 2005-08-17The experts turn their attention to two long-distance lorry drivers who spend months away from their west London home and have not lifted a finger to clean it for 13 years. The situation is exacerbated by their three dogs, but the pair refuse to believe their dirty dwelling might be damaging their health.
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Episode 5 - Dick Blackburn
Release Date: 2005-08-24Retired social worker Dick Blackburn spent his entire life helping others; now he accepts that he might need a bit of help himself. Living by the Suffolk coast, Dick has drifted into a mucky mess over the past 20 years.
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Episode 6 - Valerie Pointer
Release Date: 2005-08-31Valerie Pointer is a laid-back hippy chick who loves to spend her time at festivals and demonstrations. But her daughter Lucy is sick of her chilled-out ways. The family home is dusty beyond belief, cluttered with memorabilia from music festivals and has dirty underwear in the kitchen. Kim and Aggie join forces with Lucy in the hope that they can make Mum see the error of her ways.
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Episode 7 - Phyllis Gorlick-King
Release Date: 2005-09-07Phyllis Gorlick-King is an art dealer. Her Kensington home is filled with pieces she has collected, but the antiques are piled high with dust and the floors are grimy and greasy. Kim and Aggie try to convince this grand dame that it's fitting for a lady to do her own cleaning.
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Episode 8 - Susan Clark Wilson
Release Date: 2005-09-14Susan Clark Wilson and her son Peter share their London home with a wide range of creepy crawlies. The state of the house is affecting Susan's social life. She was once renowned for her dazzling dinner parties but is now too ashamed to invite people over. And Peter's disgusting bedroom is in such a state that his mother refuses to go in.
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Episode 9 - Episode 9
Release Date: 2005-09-21Kim and Aggie come to the aid of a Midlands family of four who haven't even unpacked their bags since moving in. This is by far one of the messiest homes featured since the start of the series.
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Episode 10 - Philippa Bowles
Release Date: 2005-09-28Former hippy Philippa Bowles lives with her four young children in Surrey. Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie are horrified to discover that this hippy commune hasn't been dusted in years and the cooker is one of the worst they've ever seen.
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Episode 13 - The Massinghams
Release Date:When Ann and Adam Massingham ditched London for the good life in the country, they went native in more ways than one.
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Episode 14 - Nooska Mullins: Domcaster
Release Date:Nooska Mullins is a teacher in training who has had little time for housework balancing her education and a full-time job. It's Kim and Aggie to the rescue to do away with the muck and filth and get this family back on track.
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Episode 15 - James Grieve: South London
Release Date:Kim and Aggie take on professional dog walker James Grieve, whose London flat is in line for some serious elbow grease.
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Episode 16 - The Prews Family
Release Date:The Prew family love amateur dramatics so much they've turned their terraced house into a horror set, but now they're desperate to clean up their act. Cue, Kim and Aggie!
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Episode 21 - Margaret and James Holland
Release Date:Kim and Aggie's mission is to transform Margaret and James Holland's cottage into a less cluttered and safer environment
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Episode 22 - Glynis Horton
Release Date:In this episode Kim and Aggie tackle Carys Hughes whose kitchen is a health hazard.
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Episode 23 - Carys Hughes
Release Date:In this episode Kim and Aggie tackle Carys Hughes whose kitchen is a health hazard.
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Episode 24 - Jacqueline Jones: South Wales
Release Date:Jacqueline Jones may well live for her art, but sadly her house suffers for it. To make matters worse, her cat displays her own poo-based creations all over the home.
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Episode 25 - Meryl Gaskin: East London
Release Date:Kim and Aggie snoop around some of the most horrifyingly filthy homes imaginable. In this programme they tackle Meryl Gaskin, whose house is full of junk.
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Episode 26 - Donna and David Burton: South London
Release Date:The grime busters put a whole family under the microscope as they tackle Donna and David Burton who have toddler Sian and another baby on the way.
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Episode 27 - Pat Crothers: Surrey
Release Date:Kim and Aggie take pensioner Pat Crothers in hand as they try to get her home in shape. Pat likes to laugh, which is just as well, because her home is a bad joke!