Sam worries that Theresa May is watching him masturbate, Lembit Opik tells us what he really thinks of Nick Clegg and Bobby Mair finds out who the British public wants us to bomb next. Featuring guests Lou Sanders, Simon Evans, Matt Richardson and Lembit Opik.

• Sam Delaney
• Marc Haynes
• Adam Bostock-Smith

• Bobby Mair
• Sam Delaney