Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses ""I Got Mail"".

• Jimmy Kimmel
• Daniel Kellison
• Adam Carolla

• Kevin Nealon
• Jimmy Kimmel
• Sarah Silverman