My Big Fat Gay Wedding: Ed has to be forced into marrying Mervin, or he will be deported. The problem is that Mervin gets too carried away. Plus, the social worker who has to check the marriege isn't fake, has a crush on Ed. There's Something About Mervin: Lapeño tries to date a woman who protests against labs for experimenting with animals. After Ed gets tired of Mervin, he sends him to those labs to experiment with him. Eventually, he gets cloned.

• Simon Greenall
• Phil Nichol