MTV News with Damian Fahey (Guarino) interviewing rapper Lil' Dyke (Ash), who denies she's gay while debuting her new music video, "Cat Sittin'", which is heavily loaded with lesbian innuendos; Paula Deen (McKinnon)'s Sit n' Eat diet; "A Moment with Perez Hilton (McGovern)" featuring Naomi Campbell (Ash); "The SUZE! Show" features Suze Orman (Goldman) giving financial advice to lesbians; Harry Potter (Guarino) gets a new roomate... transgendered Fitzwilliam (McKinnon), who tries his best to use wizardry to finally get the "perfect accessory" (i.e., a vagina); "A Moment with Perez Hilton" featuring Nick Lachey (Andino); "America's Next Top Bottom" featuring Miss J. (Domingo); "A Moment with Perez Hilton".

• Rosie O'Donnell

• Kate McKinnon
• Colman Domingo
• Nicol Paone