Guy Fieri rolls into town and faces off against an imposter claiming to be him. King Arthur and his squire seek an audience with the Lady of the Lake and get an unladylike surprise. Bob Ross has prunes on his mind and on his canvas. An exhausted, sick, and somewhat delusional poet captures his feelings about America and its scenery. An orphan girl shares her dearest and highly unique dreams with fellow orphans. A man with a truck load of generators hijacks a shop-from-home television broadcast.