A dying pirate captain describes where to find his buried treasure. Unfortunately, his first mate doesn't speak pirate. Three women are quickly disenchanted with an automatic bathroom as every piece of technology malfunctions. A marriage proposal is interrupted by every romantic movie cliché. Out of money, Garet and Matthew present a sketch without a set, props, costumes, or their fellow cast members.

• Matthew Meese
• Jared Shores

• Lucky Blue Smith
• Matthew Meese
• Mallory Everton